This One Cracked Me Up!
Thursday, June 15, 2006 at 01:19PM 
I don't like to post jokes, but this one cracked me up!
I was walking across a bridge one day and saw a man standing on the edge about ready to jump. Immediately, I ran over to him and plead, "Don't do it!" "Stop!"
"Why shouldn't I jump?" He said.
I said, "well, there is so much to live for . . ."
"Like what?" the man asked.
"Well," I said, "are you religious at all, or an atheist?"
"Religious."
"I am too! Are you a Christian?"
"I am a Christian."
"Fantastic. Me too. Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too." What denomination?
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of the Lord or Baptist Church of God?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Wow, that's amazing, so am I." "Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"I can't believe this! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Church of Baptist Church of God Reformation 1915?"
"Reformed Church of Baptist Church of God Reformation 1915."
To which I said, "die heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
Reader Comments (22)
Lol. Susan, that was great.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Kim's car was spotted in the parking lot of the church with a Harvest Crusade bumper sticker on it. I guess Kim is confusing Jesus' coming "with power and great glory" with coming "with power and Greg Laurie."