Help Needed with Celebrity Endorsement!

Ed Young of the Fellowship Church managed to secure Hulk Hogan for a promo video for his church. 

According to Young, "This new series featuring Hulk Hogan, Larger than Life, promises to help you discover God's direction for your life, and also equip you with the tools necessary to find the path toward that larger life." (h.t. Jon Welborn)

My question is, "which celebrity should we get to help promote Christ Reformed?"  Dr. Phil is too obvious . . .

Comments

[walt]

Jessy the Body. It'll appeal to all the pro-2nd ammendment types at Christ Reformed.

[Roger N Overton]

I guess I have some bias, as I blog at the A-Team blog, but I would go for Mr. T. He's quite the motivator.

[Scott Eaton]

How about the new Deomocratic congress? They're elect! ;-)

[M]

Pat Robertson interviewed Stallone... he's a model for the victorious Xtian life.

http://www.cbn.com/cbnnews/76851.aspx

if we can't get stallone maybe we can get Carmen (he was a boxer in a movie).

[paul]

chuck woolery!

[anonymous]

Telly Savalis,
he has less hair than Pastor Riddlebarger.

[Tom B]

Rod!

[Mark]

Chuck Norris, or that failing, Steven Segal.

[Mattumanu]

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Bill OReilly (Mattu runs for cover)

[HB]

No, Dog, the Bounty Hunter. He and Beth always pray before they snag a law-breaker.

[Jon]

My vote is for Chuck Norris' beard.

[Chris Coleman]

You all got it wrong! It should be Jack Bauer himself, Keifer Sutherland!

[Chris Coleman]

BREAKING NEWS: Kiefer Sutherland agrees to promote Christ Reformed Church!

See: http://bp2.blogger.com/_MCnB_TxJ4VY/RZ7NvkSY9mI/AAAAAAAAAA8/d7vxFM07Sv0/s1600-h/Kim+and+Kiefer.jpg

[timinator]

Chris Ilove that picture. I think Chris is right. Kiefer Sutherland is reservered, quiet, but can kick <><><>. He would get people's attention. Or you could always get Darth Vader with James Earl Jones doing the voice of Vader.

[Jim Crigler]

Too bad Jim Varney died.

[Lin]

You guys are all wrong. You need an intellectual for Reformed. Brains are what matters... not braun or good looks.

Uh...let's see here...famous with brains...relatable...relevant.....uh..
Whittaker Chambers is dead....Oh...I have it!

Wm F. Buckley!

[turmeric]

I like Dr. Phil. "So how's that total depravity thing workin' for ya?"

[Keith Conley]

I must lay my loyalty with Jack Bauer. Can't you just hear him yelling, "We're running out of time...till the rapture." So just go to Christ Reformed...you've just got to trust me!

[mholst]

If anyone could appeal to this generation, it would have to be Bob Dylan. His timeless lyrics appeal to all ages and generations, and I'm sure he could write a new song like Christ Reformed Blues Revisited, or some such.

[pilgrim]

I just can't trust Jack, what if he needs a hacksaw?