When Environmentalists Rule the Earth

We'll all live in 144 square foot "eco-houses" (like this one--designed by a Yale graduate student, and which closely resembles the fort I built in my backyard when I was twelve).

Before your 144 square foot eco-house is completed by the government housing corporation (and you are assigned to your new address), you'll need to paint your roof white (actually, that is not a bad idea).

We'll all drive "Obamamobiles" purchased from GM (government motors), or State-Owned Chrysler motors.  We'll save gas, and that's a good thing.  But more of us will die in traffic accidents in these unsafe plastic Obamamoblies than will die from any aspect of global warning or climate change.  My good ole American muscle car gets well over 20 MPG--why can't I keep that?  Because the state of California will no longer allow me to register it . . .  If you own an SUV you'll be fined and publicly humiliated

Since no one will want to own or buy a GM (Government Motors) product or State-Owned Chrysler product, the environmental oversight group will raise gasoline taxes and find new ways to shut down all domestic drilling, driving up gas prices.  You'll buy an Obamamobile, and you'll like it!  The prices shown here reflect the good ole days of 2008 when gas was cheap.

We'll even be forced to put our pets to work . . . The government will give a tax deduction to those who own cats.

This is the view out the back window (slit in the wall) of your new 144 square foot eco-house.  Never mind the dead bird carcasses below them.

This is your daily allotment of food, since virtually all grains and especially corn are now used for making fuel for your Obamamobile.  It won't take long for PETA to ensure that meat is a thing of the past.  But you'll live longer, right?

Most farm animals will be destroyed because the huge volume of methane they produce is deemed destructive to the environment.  Those few which remain will live in zoos and all dairy products will be replaced with soy . . . because it is good for you.

Comments

[Lloyd Cadle]

On the Dennis Prager show this morning: The environmentalist's now want us to eat pork and chicken, not for the benefits of our hearts, but cow's have too much gas, which emits too much carbon dioxide into the air.

Prager stated that it is getting worse and worse, much more than he could have ever imagined.

He also stated that the government is going to start pushing hard to be able to control the air temperatures in our homes.

[Callef]

This has made me laugh, but it's also scary and exciting that the world is getting crazier by the day. I'm 54, and my grandparents would not recognize this country. I am so glad God is in charge of all of it! Come quickly, Lord Jesus.

[ian]

ya all those hippy environmentalists are all so ridiculous, I wish they would all just finally realize how much more beautiful suburban sprawl is than nature and how practical my sports utility vehicle is for muscling my way through the McDonalds drive thru and fighting for the best parking space at the mall. How many ways are they going to try and destroy all my God ordained American luxuries? I mean what's next, "store up treasures in heaven" government mandates!?!?

[Vance]

Won't PETA object to our killing the livestock and cooping up the rest in zoos? Typically hypocritical, isn't it? And when the cattle want to cut their own cheese, who's going to stop them? PETA? Will PETA volunteer to hold the corks?

[Vance]

I'd suggest that PETA use their heads as the corks.