Who Said That?

Who said this?

"The world religions in order of quality:

1.  Judaism (Reform)  2.  Judaism (conservative)  3.  Unitarianism  4.  Christianity (Mainstream Protestant)  5.  Islam (Muhammad Ali/Ahmad Rashad type)  6.  Buddhism, Hinduism, Confucianism, etc.  7.  Christianity (Roman Catholic)  8.  Judaism (Orthodox)  9.  Christianity (Fundamentalist)  10.  Islam (Fundamentalist)."

Please, no google searches or cheating.  You gotta guess!  Leave your answer in the comments section.

Update on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:40AM by Kim Riddlebarger

These vapid words come from Al Franken (as some of you guessed, and as one you figured out with an amazing display of deductive logic).  According to Franken, a personal religion is very handy during a personal crisis and you should pick one based upon its level of tolerance toward outsiders.

Comments

[Bill]

Laura Schlessinger

[Jim Basinger]

Nancy Pelosi

[Chris Allen]

Al Franken or Bill Maher

[Jeremy]

Steven Speilburg

[SomeGuy]

Albrecht Frankenstein

[Tyler]

Homer Simpson?

[John Cerny]

Please break the suspense and post the answer. Thanks.