Who Said That?

"vaj jangta' joH'a', je ja'ta', “ ta'taH Job taHvIp joH'a' vaD pagh? ghajbe' SoH chenmoHta' ghaH, je Daj tuq, je Hoch vetlh ghaH ghajtaH, Daq Hoch retlh? SoH ghaj ghurtaH the vum vo' Daj ghopDu', je Daj ghaH Daq the puH. 'ach lan vo' lIj ghop DaH, je Hoch vetlh ghaH ghajtaH, je ghaH DIchDaq SoH Daq lIj qab.”

Have fun with his one!  Leave your guess in the comments section below.  Please, no google searches or cheating.  The answer will be posted next week--just click on the "Who Said That?" icon to see past editions.

Update on Sunday, January 4, 2009 at 03:42PM by Kim Riddlebarger

This is a quote from Satan (Job 1:9-11) from the "Klingon" translation of the Bible.  Those of you who knew this without having to wait for the answer should be ashamed of yourselves!

Comments

[doulos]

jobba the hut

[hb]

I know who it is but I won't ruin it - I don't think it's Copeland.
What I want to know is how the heck you were able to get it in writing???

[jason]

Most people say that same thing after eating my Hot homemade Salsa. Their frantically asking for h2o.

=)

[plw]

I tried to read it backwards to see if it said something......but nope, it sounded the same!! Maybe its something like that back-masking stuff. If none of the above, then I go with one of the charrrzzzmatic bunch.

[Mike J]

Jabba the Hutt.

[Mike J]

Nooo! I keyword searched for Jabba but didn't see it so i posted. But doulos has beat me to it.

[Patrick]

Ha, I didn't know there were so many Reformed Trekkies! LOL

[Eloquorius]

When I was Pentecostal I used to speak in tongues... can I claim the quote for myself? ;-)

[Philip Walker]

"Ha, I didn't know there were so many Reformed Trekkies! LOL"

<awed voice>Mr Stewart?</awed voice>

; )

[Mark]

"Ha, I didn't know there were so many Reformed Trekkies! LOL "

I don't see the joke. It's sad that so much reformed people are lurred into something so heretic as Star Trek.

Star Wars> Star Trek

[Coyle]

Definitely the Klingon Bible.

And not to go too far into geekdom- but Mark, seriously? Star Wars is definitely not > Star Trek, especially since the "first three" episodes and that awful animated movie came out. Maybe if they hadn't and all we had were the original Star Wars movies... but they have and it's too late to take them back now.

[John Y]

Come on folks, I am trying to interject all sorts of errors and heresies into my posts and no one is saying anything about it. You guys are no fun anymore. The Lutheran blog sites are much more lively these days. I'm sure all of you will miss me if I choose not to respond anymore. I will keep checking out the site though because the content and information I get here cannot be found anywhere else.

[Neal P.]

It looks like Klingon glossolalia to me 8)

[Patrick]

Patrick NOT Stewart here, hehe. Another thing, now I can't believe my eyes ,"Star Wars > Star Trek" wha huh? You may have had something before that prequel debacle; even Star Trek 1 was better than that mess, LOL :D

[Marv]

Obviously, you are quoting the Bible in the original Tlhingan.