Why Make Predictions for 2011? God Has Already Told Pat Robertson What Will Happen

Pat's been up on the mountain again . . .

The word is to pay off your debts, invest in CBN and Regent, plan to witness more extraordinary miracles (I am assuming Pat is referring to the 700 Club), and be sure to watch out for great upheaval in 2012. 

Oh, and the person elected president in 2012 is going to be very sorry they won.

Nothing about the AL East?

Comments

[Matthew]

I blame the Mayan calendar.

[Chris M.]

I love that he said the ACLU would increase when he meant the ACLJ.

[Will]

WHAT? The Country is Bankrupt? What an extraordinary revelation!

["lee n. field"]

I listened to Issues, Etc. discuss that.

< sarc>So, he's been up the mountain of God? Really?< /sarc>

(I don't take well to charismatic types claiming to give words from God.)

[RubeRad]

"the MAN that is elected president..."

Oooh, bad news for Sarah Palin!

[lillums]

Sounds like..."nothing new under the sun"...

[Richard]

And nothing about the demise of the Yankees. Sigh. He must be a false prophet.

[Scott Sealy]

Glad he took the legal pad to the mountain.

[DB]

So, according to Pat's revelations, the center of prophecy is the failure of governments to meet their obligations, address world problems, and protect my 401K. Hmm... is that what Rev. 19:10 says?

The only thing he said of any worth was the common sense advice you can get at a financial peace university-- get out of debt -- duh.

[Katy]

He's stating all things obvious....Glenn Beck and many others have been saying this for quite a while. We're repeating history.

[Will]

Meanwhile, I am still hurting from the losses I suffered when I sold all the junk I bought to prepare for Y2K. It's not as though I'm bitter...

[Michelle]

Here are the highlights for me:

"I put these tentatively..." I love how he gave himself an esape hatch...

CBN will prosper...of course they will!

And what is this "Take it for what you feel" business?

Oh good gravy...

[Montgomery]

No. The word about the AL East came to me. The Yankees will suddenly collapse and the attendance at Yankee Stadium will fall by 38%. At the same time the Tampa Bay Rays will win their 3rd AL crown and their second World Series, will grow their attendance to an average of 34,000 a game, and will become known as "America's Team."

So sorry to be the bearer of such awful news.

[Montgomery]

I mean awful news for Kim.

[Charles S]

"Get tuned into the Lord?" What station is he on?

[Neal P.]

This is what happens when one subscribes to ongoing supernatural revelation.

[Montgomery]

It is sad that too many will listen to Pat Robertson and others like him, and will take action, living in fear, based on these "fresh words from the Lord."

Preach the Word, brothers, and pray that God will give us strong churches built on sola scriptura.

[DSY]

I like that lady he has on there. I've always thought she was too good to be on his show.

DSY

[Will]

I can't stand the phony grin! It's SO annoying!

[Joel Campbell]

God told me these things ... now, this isn't set in stone.