Help Needed with Celebrity Endorsement!

Ed Young of the Fellowship Church managed to secure Hulk Hogan for a promo video for his church. 

According to Young, "This new series featuring Hulk Hogan, Larger than Life, promises to help you discover God's direction for your life, and also equip you with the tools necessary to find the path toward that larger life." (h.t. Jon Welborn)

My question is, "which celebrity should we get to help promote Christ Reformed?"  Dr. Phil is too obvious . . .

Comments

[Robin]

How 'bout Clint Eastwood?

["lee n. field"]

Hulk Hogan is so "eighties". How about Mr. T while we're at it?

What celeb in these times has the gravitas to promote the theology of the cross? Charlton Heston, possibly, though his Altzheimer's is probably too far along now.

[Darrell]

Let's go outside the box and get a woman. Someone that will really bring in the numbers.

OPRAH!

[pilgrim]

Oprah is the anti-Christ, how about a big leap--Hilary Clinton...

[Tyler]

You should get Tony Robbins. Or hey, Joel Osteen! He's not even Christian, really, he's more of a popular personality than anything.

[Tyler]

Carmelo Anthony

[Tyler]

Mike Tyson

[Tyler]

Carrot Top

[simul justus et peccator]

Horton

[Jeremy]

Mr. T, of course!

[Nathan]

Mr. T would be awesome. "I pity the fool, doesn't go to church."

[Nathan]

Though, if you're looking to capture the intellectual, 21st century, "Generation Y" crowd, I'd recommend Johnny Depp.

[Schwarzfan]

How about the Gubanator? He could "pump up" all those evangelical girl-men?

[Robin]

Doh! What was I thinkin'? Rick Warren!

"America's new superstar pastor wants to rebrand evangelical Christianity. He's got the management genius to do it. Here's where he's leading his troops:"
http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2005/10/31/8359189/index.htm

Warren says. "If I want to rally people, I push a button, and boom!"

[Ru ben]

Bruce Lee of course

[Ivan]

Bob Knight

There may be no more colorful man with the press today.
And you certainly love him or hate him, but he would have everyone sitting on the edge of their seats; certainly no one would be bored.

[Ivan]

I saw where Rick Warren brought in Obama.
He received the result he was pursuing, no doubt.
It made national news...

[Ivan]

Hey Kim,
How about Dana Carvey?
"Wouldn't be prudent; not at this juncture".

[Craig Phelps]

Ivan, that was one of the funniest moments on television in recent history. I am ashamed for lol.

[Herb Grimaud]

Rocky Balboa