Thought You Might Want to Know . . .

The Rapture index is suddenly spiking.  It is now up to 168--the highest it has been in some time.  The all-time high was 182 (right after 911).   Click here: The Rapture Index.

Feed the pets, water the plants, and cancel the newspaper.  And most importantly, make sure those tidy-whities are clean.  If the "Left Behind" movie teaches us anything, it is that while you might go in the Rapture, your tidy-whities won't.

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[Felix Ayala]

Richard:

Yes you are alone there. If you could explain in FCC compliant words please send the explanation to felixayala05@comcast.net.

[MtWalt]

I for one have to say that I am glad to be Reformed. There is no other group in the Body of Christ with the rich sense of humor we have.

This paining reminds me of the Simpson's episode where Homer sees "Left Below". When the rapture comes a variety of people react including a lady who has had one twin baby raptured and the other left below. She exclaims (something to the effect of) "Why did chose to only have one of my babies baptized?"

What silly fantasy this doctrine is!
Walt

[Zechariah]

=====I tried to explain the "coming on clouds" passages do not mean Jesus is going to come physically riding on a cloud, but instead of searching the scriptures, they question my faith by asking "don't you believe God can do anything?"=====

Act 1:11 and said, "Men of Galilee, why do you stand looking into heaven? This Jesus, who was taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven."

He will come back as he left...Right ???

[Zechariah]

Gentlemen...If you cannot see the world system is building up for it's final run you are fools.

Mat 16:2-4 He answered them, "When it is evening, you say, 'It will be fair weather, for the sky is red.' (3) And in the morning, 'It will be stormy today, for the sky is red and threatening.' You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times. (4) An evil and adulterous generation seeks for a sign, but no sign will be given to it except the sign of Jonah." So he left them and departed.


Sorry,Just because Tim Lahaye is a kook does not make Amil eschatology true. Church fathers baptized babies as well, are we to take that as doctrine ??? And God Forbid we mention Calvin's involvement in the Cervetus affair.

Church Father's were not "Ex-Cathreda" guys...Sorry to burst your bubble but they were incorrect on occasion.

Luther did not even believe in Unconditional Election.

[Andrew]

I want the bumper sticker "In case of Rapture, can I have your car?" I wonder what kind of looks I would get at my church (which is generally pre-mil).

I love the picture. It looks like a postcard. I should superimpose the words, "Wish you were here!" on it somewhere.

[Zechariah]

Why is there so much sacasm and ridicule on this blog ? Is it because you guys cannot reason from the scriptures ? For all of you utopian american consumer Christians that believe in theicrazy concept of societal evolution,here is a study by the Scripps Ranch institute of Oceanography (hardly a Christian Organization) stating Lake Mead will be dry in ten years

http://scrippsnews.ucsd.edu/Releases/?releaseID=876

This is not the only commodity driven crisis facnig our world today, there are many others (oil, natural gas, grains, water and others)...Sorry guys, if you choose to stick your heads in the sand and not see the trouble on the horizon, you are only validating your own foolishness.

[Zechariah]

Oh, I have to mention one of my favorites: In case all you guys hadn't noticed the government is systematically taking control of the Global Banking system. But then again I guess (to quote Riddlebarger and his buddy Todd Wilken) I just live by the news headlines.