There are not words. And yes, she is a crack shot!
This is but a short snippet of an hour long Christmas special "Christmas in America" produced by the late O.L. Jaggers and his wife, "Miss Velma" (a sort of proto Word-Faith Pentecostal sect).
"Christmas in America" ran for a number of years Christmas night on a small local network in So Cal, and became a sort of cult classic. If you wish to see the whole thing, including the infamous Christmas turtle, the golden eagle mini bus, and Miss Velma as the Christmas angel, you can watch it here: Christmas in America. She even has her own Miss Velma's Facebook Fan Page