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Who Said That?

"I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close."

Who said this?  Please leave your guess in the "comments" section below.

But if you can't help yourself, and you must look up the answer (through a google search), then please don't post the answer and ruin it for everyone else!


Reader Comments (13)

April 21, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNinna
Mayor Bloomberg the "Arch-nemesis of Fructose"
April 21, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCandidCannon
Mayor Bloomberg
April 21, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNate G.
Michael ("One-like-God") Bloomberg
April 21, 2014 | Unregistered Commenter"lee n. field"
I was going to guess a comedian like Rodney Dangerfield, but I guess given the 4 bloomberg responses it was the former mayor.
The statement reminded me of one of my favorite interchanges between Seinfeld and Kramer:
JERRY: No, to tell you the truth, I was thinking of buying my father a new car.
KRAMER: Now, you see, that's nice.
JERRY: Maybe a Cadillac.
KRAMER: Cadillac. Ooh-la-la.
JERRY: Yeah. That would really blow his mind. He's always wanted one, his whole life, he's never been able to afford it. I'm gonna do it.
KRAMER: You're gonna score some big points with the man upstairs on this one.
JERRY: Oh, isn't that what it's all about?
April 21, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterreg
Bloomberg isn't going to make it after all... God caught him slurping on a 32-ounce Big Gulp.
April 22, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBob Reese
No need for humbleness from this fool. "If" there is a God? He knows there is, as all do, but it's really easy for many to have this default setting; even people in the church. What's even more distressing are those in the churches who aren't as sure as Bloomberg but still believe God weighs their bad against their "good" and His decision being made according which way the scale moves.
April 22, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermatt
It is Michael Bloomberg and its totally based on "works righteousness." He believes that because he has supported the "right" causes that gets him a ticket into heaven.
April 23, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterWill
Should really pray for Mr. Bloomberg. Deceived right into hell.
April 23, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterroger olson
Praying for the enemies of Christ is a given; it's just very very hard. But yes, we must encourage one another and we don't do it enough.

Is this the real Roger Olson, the Open Theist?

I should really pray for you. It's very hard. I'm undone.
April 23, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermatt
Mike Bloomberg. A man who has clearly never heard the gospel.

Interesting how much this Bloomberg quote is reminiscent of that George Steinbrenner quote you posted as a Who Said That? a few years back. Must be a New York thing.
April 24, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPaul L.
wrong Roger Olson. I am a no body. Just an electrician. not an open theist.
April 26, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterroger olson
Well I'm glad you're not that Roger Olson and glad you're not an open theist even more so.
April 28, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermatt

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