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Wednesday
Jun282006

Finally, the Beast Revealed!

 

616 fragment.bmp

At last . . . I am ready to reveal the location, if not the identity, of the beast.

The fragment of Revelation (pictured here), contains a textual variant from Revelation 13:18, which indicates that the true number of the beast is not 6-6-6, but 6-1-6.

And 616 is, of course, the area code for . . . Grand Rapids!

(And just in case you have no sense of humor, this is a joke!).

Reader Comments (38)

There you go! It had to be Grand Rapids. Zondervan is there and Kregal closed. Sure signs of the end of the age. :)
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterTim Etherington
ugh, i knew it! my hometown in northern michigan used to also be 616...now it's 231. maybe we should get out of GR and move back. it's gotta be all these blessed dutch down here and their collective yawn to the reformed faith of their fathers in exchange for the evangelical party-time!
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterzrim
No! no! no! You have been tricked by the occultists Wescott and Hort into believing the corrupted Alexandrian texts. As all true Jews know, as revealed by the great prophet Armstrong (peace be upon him), Grand Rapids is the site for the New Jerusalem.

</end sarcasm>
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterR.K.Brumbelow
I wondered if you have seen the recent Evangelical Press publication by Crawford Gribben called "Rapture Fiction and the Evangelical Crisis." It was released on 06.06.06 too. There's a sample chapter at the EP website: http://www.evangelicalpress.org/esales/product_info.php?products_id=1085
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterIan Clary
Zrim,

It figures you are from Grand Rapids.

I knew the 616 area code meant something.Since Zondervan is taking over the town maybe I'll never go back.

I must remain the anonymous missionary for the time being.

George
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterGeorge
Yea George, you should remain anonymous.

Oh, wait...
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterTim Etherington
not sure i get you, george.

anyone else know "what figures"?
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterzrim
Yep, the beast lives down the street from me.

I love Grand Rapids - but I understand the negativity toward it in the Reformed community. Plenty of strange thought comes out of here.

The URC and the OPC are our only hope!
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRick B.
Is George related to Frank?
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered Commenteranon
The beast lives in grand rapids. Got it. Now when someone tells me it's George Bush or someone from Israel I can impress them with my brilliant isogesis.
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterraven
No.

This is an education facility and many have access to this computer (including teens). If an unwanted post came from this computer I apologize. I will be sure to log off in the future.
June 28, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterFrank
rick b,

thanks. that's at least a bit more lucid than george's comment. however, i am trying to understand th elink between me and the rest of it...

back to you, though. what sort of strange thought comes from GR?

the one thing that has always struck me about this place is the oddness of this situation: it is the cradle of the american reformed community, yet it's almost as if that's a dirty little family secret. don't get me wrong. there's plenty of good reformed influence around here. but they seem by and large captivated by the very evangelicalism i have renounced myself. my unspoken plea is to turn back, there's nothing there!! go back to your roots, embrace your history and renew it!
June 29, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterzrim
Wait. A. Minute!! I thought the anticrhist would be named "Stan" which would be short for "Satan".

I'm sure I read that on a chart somewhere...
June 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterTim Etherington
oh, no. my wife has an uncle here in GR whose name is stan. and he goes to a...gulp....reformed church. uncle stan just might eat our first born!
June 29, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterzrim
I didn't realize Dan Brown lived in Michigan.

That was a carefully torn portion from the Gospel of Mary, wasn't it? (!)
June 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterWayne Rohde
zrim,

In the past, the "strange thought" from Grand Rapids has been out of confusion over the covenant amongst and between the Reformed. Also, the Reformed community here historically has also mildly embraced a doctrine of cultural restoration or Christian Reconstructionism - which rears it's ugly head in an idea that "Creation, Fall, Redemption" is what the reformed faith is all about (therefore redeem the culture). In addition, a small denomination with roots here emphatically denies the doctrine of "common grace." More recently, Calvin Seminary has given in to post-modern liberalism and praised the critical work of Howard Van Til, who denies the authenticity and historicity of Genesis 1-11 (he's an big-bang darwinist!).
More recently, the continued slide into liberalism by the CRC and of course, there's always Rob Bell to talk about...
June 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRick B.
pardon my spelling above^ I can't comment without looking like I didn't pass the fourth grade.
June 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRick B.
well, that there is quite a mixed bag here is for sure.

in my reformed understanding, there is such a thing as the cultural mandate which frees us from the broader evangelical subcultureal retreat into the ghetto and is more a common sense approach to world affirmation and involvement; though i loathe the versions of cultural restorationism/transformation that give the religious right a foothold to embrace the social gospel of the right.

the denial of common grace is protestant reformed, the one doctrine that keeps me from any interest in joining. their whole identity is based on their exit from the crc over this issue.

i must say i never understand the charges of liberalism toward the crc and cal sem. i think that term is used...liberally. i am crc but not wild about it either. its president is the 'charles colson distinguished prof of theology.' aligning with the social gospel of the right and embracing the likes of colson is my problem. but to those that accuse cal sem of being liberal what do you make of this sort of thing? it might be of interest to know that the author of this blog got his phd under muller, who teaches at cal sem and seems to speak highly of muller.

my suspicion is it comes out of the whole women in office debacle. i think the term liberal is used because this scrapes against political values and not so much theological ones. i am in the no camp with regard to this issue, but it is not as disturbing to me as the embrace of arminianism seen in the crc and the embrace of wider evangelicalism. i'd prefer a woman who was a stauch calvinist than a man who is weak kneed. but you have to choose your battles.

rob bell is a rodeo clown not worth commenting on...
June 29, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterzrim

zrim,

Muller is great and I know some great students that are currently studying under him in for their PhD's. Liberalism at Calvin Seminary prevails mostly in the MDiv program - its hold-over from the H. Van Til era. Not many deny that there is a vast undercurrent of a post-modern type of liberalism there, even a few CRC pastors that I know acknowledge this sad reality. Women in office is just the tip of the iceberg - it is reflective of an over-all erred and critical hermeneutic that is being accepted.
As for the liberalism in the CRC, this is mostly at the Synodical level and mostly confined to the congregations closest to Calvin Sem - There are many faithful congregations in the CRC fighting the good fight (but for the most part losing it).
The Christian Reconstuctionism that I am referring to is the kind that says: "we must redeem all avenues of culture, life, and politics in an effort to usher in the kingdom of God." Whether expressed that boldly or not, this view is subtly held by many in the RCA and CRC (but of course, not limited to those denominations). Confessions ascribe the label, "Jewish Dreams" or "Jewish Opinions" to this mentality. In the "Creation, Fall, Redemption" paradigm they are missing the great climax of redemptive history; Consummation!
I believe in spreading the Gospel of Jesus Christ. There is a difference.
More can be written here and I certainly didn't elaborate enough - but I am out of time and I think I am going wildly off topic. But that’s my 2 cents.

June 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRick B.
YES, I LIVE IN GRAND RAPIDS. I AM STAN, THE MAN OF LAWLESSNESS. I DRIVE AT LEAST 5 MPH OVER THE SPEED LIMIT ON THE FREEWAY. MY PARKING HAS DRIVEN MEN INSANE!! I AM STAN. STAN I AM.

I HAVE BEEN KNOW TO TRAVEL AS FAR AWAY AS HOLLAND, MI OR EVEN KALAMAZOO ONCE. AND I WASN'T WEARING MY SEATBELT THE ENTIRE TRIP!! I AM STAN, FEAR ME!!! BWAHHAAAAHAHAHA!!!
June 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterTim Etherington

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