Who Saw the UFO?

One of the current presidential candidates claims to have seen a UFO.  If you guessed it was Dennis Kucinich, you'd be correct.

According to a new book by Shirley MacLaine (Click here: Kucinich sees UFO, new book claims - OPENERS - Ohio Politics Blog by The Plain Dealer), Congressman Kucinich "had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there. Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him. It hovered, soundless, for ten minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

Now if you were from another planet, would you come all the way to earth to observe Congressman Kucinich on Shirley MacLaine's porch?  Proof positive that there is no intelligent life in outer space.  

Comments

[hb]

This one had me laughing out loud! I wonder if he was abducted, too.

[Rana]

You know he is still probably getting my vote. Not that my vote matters much since our state moved up primaries (I don't understand the issue but the resident genius/ PhD says so and I submit).

Maybe if I send money to his campaign I get it on a UFO ride as well?

He is still my favorite candidate thus far.

[Rana]

ok, here i am being like zrim, posting to myself. but zrim did email me about this post, Dr.Riddlebarger.

you know after rereading this post Kucinich sounds like a sensitive guy, the smell of roses drew him out to the balcony. if this is all people can dig up, he sounds like a good candidate still.

Kucinich in '08!

[Robin]

If he wins, MacLaine and Osteen can collaborate as national spiritual advisors.

Then we can all learn how to "talk to trees."

I like trees afterall...

[zrim]

Dear Zrim,

Jack McCoy for President!

Signed,

Zrim

[If this is the best, I am Worried]

Dennis Kucinich? Wasn't he the Mayor who Devoured Cleveland? (apologies to Dobie Gillis)