A Fly on the Wall?

Since Marc is no longer doing "you supply the caption" over at Purgatorio, (Click here: purgatorio - a panoply of evangelical eccentricities, un-orthodox oddities & christian cultural curiosities) lets try it once here.

If you were a fly on the wall, what did you hear these two saying to each other?  Put your answer in the comments section below.

Comments

[bradley]

My, that Holy Water really does soften your hands

[Douglas]

"G'day, Mate. How's it going? You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours!"

[Travis]

Okay, now the way the game is played is, you have to slap my hands before I pull them away... Ready.... GO!!

[Albert]

Let me show you how we do the swing dance in Rome...

[Chris]

Benny, your eyes ... are beautiful.

[Chris]

What? So we're two grown men ... in dresses ... holding hands ... but still, your eyes are beautiful.

[Charles S]

Okay..it's my turn to lead...no no you led the last time! Okay, Okay why don't we just line dance...where's Rod?

[Charles S]

This old thing?....I found it on a clearance rack at Sears,

[chance]

no, i think your hat is better.

[T]

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho, yezz, sir. Come, I shall burp you and you shall puke on my shoulder."

[Echo_ohcE]

Your hands are so warm and inviting. I cannot wait until we can be together forever and reveal our love to the world.

[presbyterian_keith]

Why yes, Muhammad, I'd love to baptize you in the name of Allah.

[Pat]

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down...

[Chris]

"You, me and a rabbi walk into a bar ..."

[Charlie]

In Mary;s name...

[Dwayne Williams]

Where did you get this wall-paper Pope. It is wonderful. It reminds me of the room where I beat my wives.

[Calvin V]

It just dawned on me - some people might come up with wacky captions when they see the pictures of this.

[Anonymous]

I'm sure I'll get 'burned' for this one but:
"I'll see you in hell."

[DB]

"I'll kiss your ring, if you kiss my ring!"

[Chris]

"Pope asks for more freedom for Christians to worship"