Man of the Year -- Honorable Mention

I recently posted a photo of the "Man of the Year" from a email my wife received from one of her friends documenting insensitive male behavior toward the "fairer" sex (Click here: Riddleblog - The Latest Post - "Man of the Year".

The guy in this photo only got an "honorable mention."  In my mind, he should at least be "runner-up."  He and his bike are warm and safe, but his poor woman is left out in the cold on a pile of rocks.

But knowing the male digestive tract and camp food, maybe she left the tent voluntarily.  

Comments

[MrsAuk]

It has my vote for the winning entry! (And THAT'S why we don't go camping...)

[Chris Sherman]

Such sacrifice. Do you know how hard it is to sleep next to a bike? The pedals keep jabbing, the handle bar poking you on the face all night. I'll bet it was a beautiful starlit night and he stayed in that tent all night. What an inspiration of self-denial.

[Greg]

If only the guy had not slept with his bike, then he could have blamed the sleeping arrangments on his digestive tract.

[Wayne Rohde]

Not a bad theory, Kim (camp beans, etc.), but if your hypothesis were correct, I'd bet she'd be much farther away from the tent... ... ...

[Andrew Alvarez]

All this discussion of camp food makes me want to watch Blazing Saddles again. I wonder if there's a Bible study that goes with it.

[Ivan]

There is also the possibility of his snoring reaching the earth-quaking status.
The bike is probably hard-of-hearing too.