Andy and the Environmentalists

Did you know that your dog has double the carbon footprint of your SUV?  That's news to me, and it was certainly news to Andy.  Not only is he getting old, keeping him alive might do irreparable damage to the environment.  He's worried.  I think the whole thing is asinine.  Fido's Carbon Footprint

If you voted for John McCain in the last presidential election, this will explain why things just didn't seem right for a few weeks after the election.  Why voting for McCain left men "weak"

The Orange County Register takes issue with Paul and Jan's (from TBN) latest tax return--$332, 237.00 spent on pilots, not to mention the 26 million dollar Bombardier Global Business Jet owned by the "ministry."  Hey, it costs big bucks to get back and forth between Nashville (and "Trinity City") and the big OC ("Trinity" headquarters).  These people have the right to do this, but lack the shame not to.  Ever heard of Southwest Airlines?  Paul and Jan's Jet

Speaking of the ostentatious, did you know that ministers are not supposed to wear sandals and ride bicycles?  God wants us to have private jets and nice (I mean really nice) duds.  I didn't know that until Benny Hinn explained this basic principle.  Can't wait to run this by the consistory!   Benny's Glad to Reply

Comments

[mrsauk]

Re: sandals and bicycles-so long as it doesn't extend to the consistory, or my husband might take issue. (He'll be happy to take any of your cast-off bicycles.)

[Timinator]

"He insisted that it would be his pleasure not to receive a cent from the ministry for what he does. But that came with a condition – that he is at least "completely taken care of financially", whether it's through a side job or the assistance of someone else."

Oh really! Then I would ask about all those millions he has received over the 35 years in ministry? Why would he need to be taken care of, I mean, does he spend his money so foolishly that he does not save some for a rainy day?

Pastor Kim, Where are your sandals and Bicycle? It would help you save money in this tight economy? Wait, you drive a mustang not fly around in 35 million dollar jets. Im sure when you travel to speaking engagements I'm sure you are coach like the rest of us.

[Paul C. Quillman]

Re: testosterone drop for those who voted for Mc Cain

I wrote in Fred Thompson and found that my testosterone increased. Which means we should all have voted for Fred:)

[Alberto]

The whole testosterone thing is not surprising. I've known about the effects that competition and other things can have on testosterone levels in men for some time. It happens in sports whether you're playing or a fan cheering for a team. If you lose, you will probably have a decline in testosterone following a loss. If you were to check the levels in male Dodger fans immediately after the end of their series loss, you would have probably noticed lowered T levels. The same thing will happen to Yankee fans if the Yankees lose.

["lee n. field"]

The testosterone levels of Cub fans?

[DB]

"Let me just tell you this, my aim in life is to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ, that's all I care about," said Hinn.

I can't say that I have seen very much of Benny Hinn, but I must say I have never heard him preach the gospel. (You know, Christ died for our sins according to the scripture and was raised again for our justification.)

I have watched at least one of his programs all the way through. Maybe I was diverted by the circus activities and I missed it when he preached the gospel.