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Trust Me Men, Don't Do This!

I've already shown I'm not much of a romantic in my prior post about Valentine's Day.

But even I know better than this.   Its probably not the best idea to take your wife (or girlfriend) to the nearest Waffle House for Valentine's Day to "get scattered, smothered and covered in romance" (their quote, not mine).  My guess is she'd rather go out to dinner, receive flowers, or even chocolate.  Even a cheap Hallmark card is probably better than a trip to the Waffle House!

Yes, even I know that . . .

Click here: Waffle House Invites Customers To Get 'Scattered, Smothered, Covered' In Romance - News Story - WSB Atlanta

Reader Comments (9)

Good Advice
February 12, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertiminator
No waffling on that decision....
February 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWes P
I was going to take the wife out to Taco Bell, but thank you Dr. Riddlebarger for posting this. I'm gonna get scattered, smothered, and covered for Valentine's Day! Yeehaw!
February 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSteven Carr
I already pre-planned to go to Ikea with my wife ... for some odd reason she thought that was romantic. Women - who can figure them out?
February 12, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterrick
I was just going to skip dinner and just give her a Sham-Wow. Ya know Kim, it was made by Germans so it has to be good - according to the commercial.
February 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRon Suarez
Oooooo, I want to go to the Waffle house for those high end menu items, steaks and chops! Do they have possum pie?
February 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCharles S
I was able to get a few "before we were married" dates in at the Waffle House but, not any more. I still cannot believe I took here there, on a date. Waffle House is now the birthday breakfast spot for my 5 kids.
February 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStephen
scat·ter (skāt'ər) Pronunciation Key
v. scat·tered, scat·ter·ing, scat·ters

v. tr.

1. To cause to separate and go in different directions.
2. To distribute loosely by or as if by sprinkling; strew: scattering confetti from the upper windows.
3. Physics To deflect (radiation or particles).

v. intr.

1. To separate and go in different directions; disperse.
2. To occur or fall at widely spaced intervals.

Sounds romantic to me. I would certainly get scattered if I took my wife there. I would get scattered for even thinking about it.
February 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChris Sherman
Actually, I wouldn't mind a place like waffle waiting to be shoehorned into a fancy restaurant with miniscule portions and exorbitant prices! But maybe that's just our my husband asked me, "I'm going to race in a bike race on the 14th, we don't have anything going on that day, right?" (He'll be back in time for the Lord's Day, don't worry!)
February 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermrsauk

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