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When Environmentalists Rule the Earth

We'll all live in 144 square foot "eco-houses" (like this one--designed by a Yale graduate student, and which closely resembles the fort I built in my backyard when I was twelve).

Before your 144 square foot eco-house is completed by the government housing corporation (and you are assigned to your new address), you'll need to paint your roof white (actually, that is not a bad idea).

We'll all drive "Obamamobiles" purchased from GM (government motors), or State-Owned Chrysler motors.  We'll save gas, and that's a good thing.  But more of us will die in traffic accidents in these unsafe plastic Obamamoblies than will die from any aspect of global warning or climate change.  My good ole American muscle car gets well over 20 MPG--why can't I keep that?  Because the state of California will no longer allow me to register it . . .  If you own an SUV you'll be fined and publicly humiliated

Since no one will want to own or buy a GM (Government Motors) product or State-Owned Chrysler product, the environmental oversight group will raise gasoline taxes and find new ways to shut down all domestic drilling, driving up gas prices.  You'll buy an Obamamobile, and you'll like it!  The prices shown here reflect the good ole days of 2008 when gas was cheap.

We'll even be forced to put our pets to work . . . The government will give a tax deduction to those who own cats.

This is the view out the back window (slit in the wall) of your new 144 square foot eco-house.  Never mind the dead bird carcasses below them.

This is your daily allotment of food, since virtually all grains and especially corn are now used for making fuel for your Obamamobile.  It won't take long for PETA to ensure that meat is a thing of the past.  But you'll live longer, right?

Most farm animals will be destroyed because the huge volume of methane they produce is deemed destructive to the environment.  Those few which remain will live in zoos and all dairy products will be replaced with soy . . . because it is good for you.

Reader Comments (25)

I think I saw this movie in the late '70's, it was called Soylent Green.
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterreg
Pastor Kim:

Great, great stuff.

Rest assured, you are now certainly on the Obama terrorist watch list. You should shoot a copy of this to all of the Journo's accross the country. Although they might not chuckle at it, but they will view it as a potential solution in dealing with of our world's problems.

With all of the impending deaths in the new Obamamobile, it works out just fine, as it is a built in mechanism to control our population growth.
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLloyd Cadle
Hey Riddlebloggers:

On the Fox news website, there is a new animated commedy 'The Goode Family', which pokes fun at political correctness.

If you get time, check it out!
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLloyd Cadle
......speaking of Chrysler why would they team up with Fiat, who in the first quarter, lost over 750 million euros? I guess misery attracts company.
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCharles S
Feeling a little cranky tonite, are we, KR?<grin>
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterpb
Biden is cracking jokes about Obama's dependence on the teleprompter. Shhh! Journo doesn't want us to know that Obama uses a teleprompter, and that he can't talk without one.

Journo only wants us to think that Bush stumbles over words, but that the "annointed one" is flawless!

This administration brings us all side splitting laughter!
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLloyd Cadle
Thank God our ultimate citizenship is in heaven, because this administration is getting scary. And with the potential Supreme Court nominee in hand, some of your enviromentalist fears may very well come to pass. All the more reason for the church to stay faithful to preaching the Gospel. There may be little call for the prosperity gospel if things continue as they are.

BTW, lighten up on the cats. At least they are smart enough not to get leashed to your SUV!
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMatt Holst
And we will all be using Wallypop wipes:
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlan Kurschner
Yes They want to reduce population to 550 million...Hal Lindsey Report earlier this year...
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterrobert
To me the rapture makes more sense than all this other speculating...
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterrobert
I guess I shouldn't mention that I went vegan, in part, to help the environment...
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJen Hampson
I am sure there will soon be a "ban" on calling them environmentalists (along with War on terror, war on drugs, etc.). They will take on the name "the concerned citizens for a greener and safer earth." Who could argue against such political correctness?
May 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGreg D
I am SO very sorry I followed Alan's link. That is TOO disgusting...
I'm sure God is very pleased with our efforts to "save" his planet.
May 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhb
Rest assured that after PETA bans meat they'll go on the offensive against zoos. They'll argue that since we all live cheek-by-jowl in crackerjack boxes, animals should just be turned loose to wander in all that recovered urban sprawl.

Naturally, we'll all lose a few loved ones to predation and the streets will look like Bombay, excuse me, Mumbai but that's a small price to pay to have happy cows, innit?
May 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdmw
- I kinda like the small Eco-house thing, but I would need a shed twice that size to park my Obama-vehicle and store other items like my guns and ammo...
May 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhowie
Howie and Matt Holst:

With comments like that, you also are on the Obama terrorist watch list!
May 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLloyd Cadle
Ok, This gives me an Idea.... I could convert a Shed into an Eco-Friendly home and park it off of my driveway. After moving my wife and kids into it I could rent out my house for a profit. Once I have saved enough I could just build an addition onto my Eco-Home. This may work as long as I don't die in a horrible wreck after skidding off the road cause my ObamaMobile isn't heavy enough to get traction in the rain....
May 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHowie
Well there is one good thing about the Obamamobile, it would free up more parking space.

Here's a video of the new Obamairliner in action;
May 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChris Sherman
The Wallypoops, oops, I mean Wallypops are awesome!

May 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDSY
"...which closely resembles the fort I built in my backyard when I was twelve."

LOL! Classic!
May 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBrian B.

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