We'll all live in 144 square foot "eco-houses" (like this one--designed by a Yale graduate student, and which closely resembles the fort I built in my backyard when I was twelve).
Before your 144 square foot eco-house is completed by the government housing corporation (and you are assigned to your new address), you'll need to paint your roof white (actually, that is not a bad idea).
We'll all drive "Obamamobiles" purchased from GM (government motors), or State-Owned Chrysler motors. We'll save gas, and that's a good thing. But more of us will die in traffic accidents in these unsafe plastic Obamamoblies than will die from any aspect of global warning or climate change. My good ole American muscle car gets well over 20 MPG--why can't I keep that? Because the state of California will no longer allow me to register it . . . If you own an SUV you'll be fined and publicly humiliated
Since no one will want to own or buy a GM (Government Motors) product or State-Owned Chrysler product, the environmental oversight group will raise gasoline taxes and find new ways to shut down all domestic drilling, driving up gas prices. You'll buy an Obamamobile, and you'll like it! The prices shown here reflect the good ole days of 2008 when gas was cheap.
We'll even be forced to put our pets to work . . . The government will give a tax deduction to those who own cats.
This is the view out the back window (slit in the wall) of your new 144 square foot eco-house. Never mind the dead bird carcasses below them.
This is your daily allotment of food, since virtually all grains and especially corn are now used for making fuel for your Obamamobile. It won't take long for PETA to ensure that meat is a thing of the past. But you'll live longer, right?
Most farm animals will be destroyed because the huge volume of methane they produce is deemed destructive to the environment. Those few which remain will live in zoos and all dairy products will be replaced with soy . . . because it is good for you.