Monday
Jun012009
In Light of Today's Automotive News . . .
Monday, June 1, 2009 at 05:30PM
This picture just cries out for a caption, and I'm sure several of you can supply one!
This picture just cries out for a caption, and I'm sure several of you can supply one!
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"But I don't want to drive it "
"You have to, the Presiident said ,and its the law!"
The car buyer -- John Doe, had to camp out for three days so that he could get a repair done on his vehicle, which is still under warranty. John had to use some of his vacation time in order to get this done.
He commented, "This is even worse than the California DMV. I can only imagine what Obama's health care program will be like. I will need at least four weeks of vacation time, in order to deal with these government issues," he said.
He said that he and his famaily are now considering a move to Mexico, in order to have a better life. He is worried that the Mexican government might quickly put up a wall, in order to keep out all of the Americans that are expected to defect there -- because the United States is becoming more like Cuba and Venezuela.
As he was saying this, he had to duck out of the way, as a North Korean missile was coming towards him. "I no longer feel safe here," he said.
"I know that getting a job in Mexico should be easy, because most of the companies in the United States are moving there, because they are unable to purchase more carbon dioxide credit's in order to comply with Obama's new cap and trade agreement."
"My family and I are just starving for a nice porterhouse steak dinner, but we can no longer find a store that sells beef." John is referring to the new Obama legislation which outlaws the eating of beef. The Obama administration has determined that the cows have way too much gas, which leads to a unsafe level of carbon dioxide being emitted into our planet.
"At least in Mexico, I will be free again. Like I used to in the United States," he quipped.
A Pink-Car-Nation
In my defence I was predestined to tell that joke ;)
DSY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY