Wednesday
Apr132011
I've Seen This Guy in Church!
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 at 07:09PM
Every minister has witnessed people nod off in the middle of his sermon. Hey, it happens. The spirit is willing and all that . . .
But seasoned preachers know how to respond to those dozing off--there are ways to startle the sleeping beauty, perhaps even making them jump or twitch, thereby betraying the fact to others around them that they were sleeping during a sermon when they should have been paying attention.
Obama either didn't see Biden nodding off, or else his teleprompter doesn't have all the options that I have available to me.
Reader Comments (8)
Of course, if Biden were in a seeker-sentive church the booming sound system, loud clapping, and funny jokes told by the minister in a short sermon would ensure that he would not fall asleep...oh...and the cafe late served by the hospitality crew in the courtyard before the service would ensure that everyone was wide awake!
A 100 proof Gospel sermon can penetrate a sleeping mind if the ears are exposed to it.
Is that possible, Pastor Kim?
Just wondering.....
Biden is often thought of as that one uncle in most families that can say or do just about anything offensive and just have it dismissed as, "oh well, that's just uncle Joe."