In Light of All the Hubbub About the Re-Release of "Left-Behind," It Is Time to Check the "Rapture Index"

It has been a while since we checked the "Rapture Index."  You'd think with the Ebola crisis, Isis, Putin's Mussolini-like antics, the "Rapture Index" would be at an all-time high.

But no, it stands at 185, down from an earlier high this year of 188.  Looks like improving economic numbers are driving down the likelihood of the Lord's return, despite an increase of plagues (Ebola) and Satanism in Oklahoma.

I am not making this up.  The Rapture Index

Comments

["lee n. field"]

Satanism in OK? What did I miss? I mean, besides the beheading thing.

[Kim Riddlebarger]

Mr. n. Field:

I think the Rapture Index proprietor was referring to the Satan black mass held in a public arena.