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Please Get My New Health Code Right . . .

It should come as no surprise that the nanny state can't get its environmental act together.  It seems that many buildings in our nation's capitol which were certified as "energy efficient" by the Leadership in Energy Design (LEED) are actually less energy efficient than buildings considered non-compliant.  Yup, these are the people I want managing my life.  Not All That Green

As if to add insult to injury, after October 14, 2014, the nanny state will implement a system of WHO codes to identify and track whatever ailment or injury may afflict you, in addition to carefully identifying the cause of your eventual demise.  Currently, there are some 17,000 of these codes.  But after October 14, 2014, the number will explode to over 155,000!  Among the new categories are "attempted suicide by jellyfish," "forced landing from your spacecraft," or "being sucked into a jet engine."  And no, I'm not kidding.  The people who write these codes must have a blast in their meetings!  Or, now that I think about it, the creator of these things is more likely a guy in the basement named Milton with a red stapler.  But imagine the grief we'll have to endure when someone enters the wrong health code number into our file.  A Gazillion New Heathcare Codes

Apparently, someone in Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church made a negative confession.  I hate it when that happens.  By the way, the 600G which went missing, was from only two offerings . . .  Moths and Rust

Reader Comments (1)

40,000 people attending services at Osteen's church is just weird. I cannot fathom those kind of numbers nor can I think that is a good thing. $600,000 in one weekend is also unimaginable.
March 27, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterreg

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