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So Long Overdue and Well Deserved

A great injustice has been corrected.  Japan has officially granted Godzilla Japanese citizenship.  Godzilla Now a Citizen

Although the creature entered the country illegally, and has destroyed Tokyo several times, this poor misunderstood animal's rights finally have finally recognized.

One injustice remains, however.  Godzilla must be given free veterinary care under Japan's national health care system--provided he/she/it, as the case may be, is spayed and/or neutered.

If Godzilla is trans or multi-gendered, then, of course, gender reassignment will be provided at tax-payer expense.

Godzilla has rights!

Reader Comments (5)

Hilarious, Kim! Thanks for posting!!
June 4, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterBrian Davilla
But what about Rodan, Mothra and Gamera?
June 4, 2015 | Unregistered Commenterreg
That's awesome, Kim! I wonder if the Son of Godzilla was an anchor baby...
June 5, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterR.J. Stevens
when I become a beautiful woman, I'm going to marry me -
June 7, 2015 | Unregistered Commenterpatrick - TOL
That's Gabara, not Gamara Reg. Better brush up on your Low-Budget Japanese SCI fi trivia.
June 13, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterGrant

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