Jose Siri is a Cincinnati Reds minor leaguer. Can you imagine the grief he'll endure should his baseball career progress?
"Hey Siri, where's my glove?"
"Siri, where's the closest Starbucks?"
"Siri, what's the traffic like on my way home?"
"Hey Siri, who was the thirty-first president?"
"Siri, who won the 1975 AL MVP?"
"Siri, would you send a text to my wife?"
"Siri, you bum, why'd you strike out?"