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Thursday
Mar272014

Please Get My New Health Code Right . . .

It should come as no surprise that the nanny state can't get its environmental act together.  It seems that many buildings in our nation's capitol which were certified as "energy efficient" by the Leadership in Energy Design (LEED) are actually less energy efficient than buildings considered non-compliant.  Yup, these are the people I want managing my life.  Not All That Green

As if to add insult to injury, after October 14, 2014, the nanny state will implement a system of WHO codes to identify and track whatever ailment or injury may afflict you, in addition to carefully identifying the cause of your eventual demise.  Currently, there are some 17,000 of these codes.  But after October 14, 2014, the number will explode to over 155,000!  Among the new categories are "attempted suicide by jellyfish," "forced landing from your spacecraft," or "being sucked into a jet engine."  And no, I'm not kidding.  The people who write these codes must have a blast in their meetings!  Or, now that I think about it, the creator of these things is more likely a guy in the basement named Milton with a red stapler.  But imagine the grief we'll have to endure when someone enters the wrong health code number into our file.  A Gazillion New Heathcare Codes

Apparently, someone in Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church made a negative confession.  I hate it when that happens.  By the way, the 600G which went missing, was from only two offerings . . .  Moths and Rust

Monday
Feb242014

What Do You Get When a Roman Bishop, Pope Francis, and Kenneth Copeland, Do a Conference Together?

What do you get?  A reason to protest!  This is about as bizarre as it gets. 

As Calvin so aptly put it in his letter to Cardinal Sadoleto, “We are assailed by two sects: the Pope and the Anabaptists.”

Friday
Nov222013

I Feel Old Today and Some Other Things to Complain About

I really feel old today--especially on the 50th anniversary of the Kennedy Assassination.  That I remember this event so well, and that it made such an impact upon me (see my discussion of this with Ken Samples in the link below) means that I am quickly nearing the status of "old man."  Nevertheless, I am very thankful to be approaching sixty, and that I can actually remember things quite well which happened fifty years ago!

I can't help but wonder why celebrity psychic Ms. Browne did not know that she was going to die . . .  She could have told her husband and children while they still had time a get huge life insurance policy on her! And no, she's not having a party on the other side.  Hollywood psychic

I don't know about you, but if I found a black widow spider in a bunch of grapes, I don't think I'd follow the advice mentioned in this news story.  Take it outside and let it go?  You gotta be kidding me!  How about smashing it with a brick?  A black widow in your grapes


Wednesday
Sep112013

What Am I Missing?

I receive lots of email advertisements and promos from companies I've ordered from in the past. 

But this one struck me as rather odd.  I can envision someone wanting to buy this guitar, or even this fake Christmas tree.  But why would anyone buying this particular guitar, buy it because they would also get a free fake Christmas tree?

What am I missing here?

Thursday
Aug292013

When the Faith "Once for All Delivered" . . . Isn't Delivered

Wes Bredenhof (Yinkahdinay) posted this link to a short essay from the Banner (the official publication of the Christian Reformed Church).  Rev. Bredenhof was saddened upon reading it, as was I.  The provocative essay is entitled "Relics of a Bygone Era" and recounts the difficult task of a son and daughter packing up the earthly remains from their recently deceased father, which included the father's Reformed books, personal teaching notes, and favorite cassette sermon tapes (Relics of a Bygone Era).  The author writes,

Dad had been a staunch defender of a somewhat cramped version of Calvinism formed by his upbringing in the Gereformeerde Kerk in the Netherlands. Early on, his parents had put the kibosh on his aspirations to ministry; unless he had a distinct call from the Lord, he had a duty to help his father run the farm. But disappointment did not snuff out his enthusiasm for the cause of John Calvin. He read commentaries and wrote essays that he read at men’s society meetings. Dad eloquently argued points of doctrine, articulating and defending each letter of TULIP. He collected cassette tapes of sermons by Dutch dominees and those Christian Reformed ministers who shared his passion. In retirement he pored over black-bound tomes and cobbled together sermons, reading them to the captive audience in a nearby retirement home. He had become a preacher after all.

The essay concludes with the following lament:

As long as we contemplate the remains of past orthodoxy, see Dad’s righteousness in the slanted handwriting on stored sermons on election and reprobation, Sunday observance, worldly amusements, adultery and divorce, we cannot come to a decision.

The brief coffee klatch gets us talking about the new “normal” in church life: praise teams, women clergy, seeker-friendly services, interfaith dialogue, acceptance of divorced and gay members. We put down our coffee cups and get down to business. The ark has become a beer box with relics of a bygone era. Emboldened, we transfer its contents into a black plastic garbage bag. The cigar box with cassette tapes goes in last.

Tomorrow a smelly truck will rumble to our curb. A man in a yellow coverall will jump out, grab the bag, and toss it among the garbage. The truck will roar away to the city landfill and consign outdated orthodoxy a place among the broken bedsprings, naked dolls, and used paperbacks of our throw-away society.

Are these reflections on the means of grace, the Heidelberg Catechism and pious living, no more important than a broken-down hobby horse or a six-pack of empties? Do those old sermon tapes at least deserve a respectful place in a preacher’s bookcase? I don’t know if it really matters. I keep to myself the gnawing ambivalence, twist the bag shut, and drag it to the curb.

According to the comments made in response on the Banner's website, more than a few of those reading the essay took the author to be merely reflecting upon the realization of the fact that his father's death was just another indication that everything changes.  What was meaningful to dad, wasn't meaningful to his son.   

Other readers took the author to be saying something much more--that the son is reflecting upon the fact that every generation has to be faithful to its own views, values, and commitments, and the son's views (along with those of the ever-more "relevant" CRC) were not his father's (and his "somewhat cramped version of Calvinism").  Although it was hard to throw out dad's treasured books, notes, and tapes, the son saw these as "relics" of the past (even if these relics were "holy").  They needed to be dumped, if the son was to be true to his own beliefs, and finally move beyond the passe theology of his father.  This is how I took the essay.

Therefore, Relics of a Bygone Era left me with a profound sense of sadness.  For one thing, I hate death and the difficult choices like this we face when someone close to us dies.  What do you keep?  What do you sell or give away?  What do you throw away?  I understand a son's difficult choices--I've had to make them.  I also understand that a son is not his father, and that those things among my possessions which I deem most valuable, my sons might not.

But the essay did make me think about my own role as "a deliverer of the faith."  It quickly occurred to me that I have failed as a father and a pastor if I have not passed down to my sons (and to my congregation) a knowledge of God's word, and especially a knowledge of the gospel of Jesus Christ, as that gospel is summarized in the Catechisms and Confessions of the Reformed faith.  May God grant me the passion and the wisdom to do this very thing. 

I also know full-well that I cannot make anyone else "love" the gospel or trust the Savior--only the Holy Spirit can do that.  But I can tell those in my family, and in my church, what they should know about Jesus, why they should love the gospel, and that they must understand that Jesus is their only possible comfort in life and in death.  This gospel is not a "relic" which can be thrown to the curb, once I'm dead and gone.  This is the faith "once for all delivered to the saints."  It is my job to deliver that faith.  It is every Christian's responsibility to believe that faith.  It is my responsibility.  It is my children's responsibility.  It is the responsibility of every member of our church.  It is the Christian reader's responsiblity.  May the blessed Holy Spirit create faith in our hearts, and continually lead us and guide us unto that truth which is found in Jesus Christ.

Although the essay never addresses the question of whether the author's father attempted to pass along this faith to his children--it is fair to assume that based upon those things which were so important to the father, and which are the very things which the son is having such a hard time trashing, surely implies that the father did teach his son the importance of these things.  This is what raises such angst in the son, and what leaves the reader torn.  Is the son rejecting the faith altogether, or merely the father's version of the faith? 

My take is that the son is not throwing away junk which no one but his father would be interested in.  Rather, this man is self-consciously throwing away the faith of his father, having never, apparently, made that faith his own.  This is not to say the son is rejecting the Christian faith entirely, but this clearly indicates that the son will have much less to pass along to his own children than his father had given to him, and there is every indication that the son's own children will find that even the scent has gone from the old perfume bottle.

Given that this is posted on the website of the Banner, I can only conclude that the Banner's editors are in full sympathy with the author's point about trashing "the remains of orthodoxy."  This is exactly what the CRC has been doing.  They've already thrown much of their Reformed heritage to the curb, as so much trash to be discarded.

And this is sad.  But it is all too characteristic of our age.  The children always know best.  The new is always better.  Progress is always the goal.  The stuff dad believed was fine for him (and the church of his day), but it is not for us, nor is it for the church which dad's church has now become.  Don't forget, the trash truck comes again tomorrow.

By the way, if you don't want it, we'll take your trash!  We think some of it is still pretty valuable!

Thursday
Jun272013

Sounds Quite Reasonable to Me

I always tell people "unless your smart phone plays the actual tune to the `Song of Moses' from Exodus 15, turn it off during church."  This is even better.

(h.t. Shane Rosenthal)

 

Friday
Feb102012

Horton on Frame's New Book

Since I work with Mike Horton with the White Horse Inn, am a WSC alum (class of 84), and former student of John Frame, some of you have asked me to weigh in on the issues surrounding Frame's latest book, The Escondido Theology.

Mike Horton has responded to Frame here, in Mike's usual charitable way.  Click here

Admittedly I have had no contact with Professor Frame in recent years.  He was helpful to me when I was working on my dissertation, and I have nothing against him personally.  And so far as I know, he's never said anything negative about me or my work--if he even remembers me.  I have not yet read Frame's recent book, and am seriously wondering whether to spend the time and money on it.  When WSC speaks officially on this matter with such collective ire, that, in my humble opinion, says a great deal about the book's worth. Click Here

I will say that I find it very disconcerting when a professor of Frame's repute spends so much time and energy trashing the work of some of his best former students.  Horton, Clark, and VanDrunen all studied under Frame.  Yet, it seems to me, because they find John's views problematic or unconvincing in certain areas, Frame takes personal affront.  Given what these men have accomplished, he should be glowing with a professorial pride.  But he's not.

I say this based on Frame's down-right mean-spirted and petty review of Horton's Christless Christianity.  And now Frame lets it fly toward his old institution and his former students and colleagues in his Escondido Theology in such a way that they do not recognize their own theology in his hands, nor do they have anywhere near the same recollection of events that he does.

Frame's recent theological texts are an important contribution to the Reformed world.  But John Frame passes himself off as a fair-minded and reasonable statesman-like figure who seeks to rise above so many of the issues which unfortunately divide Reformed and Calvinist Christians.  No doubt, that sounds noble, and indeed it would be, if that was Frame's track record. 

Yet this is the same man who throws out the pejorative label "Machen's warrior children," and who actually sides with Joel Osteen over Horton when reviewing the latter's Christless Christianity.  This is the man who who seeks to pick a fight with a yet another shot across WSC's bow with his Escondido Theology

On this matter, John Frame has sure not risen above controversy.  He's stooped to create it.

Monday
Jul252011

How I Love the Bureaucrats! Let Me Count the Ways!

 

Pythagorean Theorem: 24 words

Lord's Prayer: 66 words

Archimedes' Principle: 67 words

10 Commandments: 179 words

Gettysburg address: 286 words

Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words

U.S. Constitution with all 27 Amendments: 7,818 words

U.S. Government regulations on sale of cabbage: 26,911 words

(h.t. Rod Rosenbladt)

Saturday
May212011

My Take (and a Rather Unsympthetic One at That) On Harold Camping and His Followers

Frankly, this whole Harold Camping mess ticks me off.  Since I write and teach in the field of eschatology, people expect me to say something.  Yet, I'm not sure many of you will appreciate my take on this.  I'm not a happy "camper."

I see this tragic episode as one gigantic mess, which God's people will be cleaning up for years.  I, for one, am not very sympathetic to Mr. Camping, or to those who follow him.  Here's why:

1).  He's done this before.  1994? anyone???  If Camping lives much longer (he's 89), he'll likely do this again.  As one of my favorite philosophers, Dirty Harry, once put it when his police superior questioned whether the serial killer (so wonderfully played by Andy Robinson) would continue to kill, Harry replied, "Of course he will.  He likes it."  You cannot tell me that however Camping came to this particular date for the Lord's return, and however sincere he might he be in his calculations, that the man does not love the media attention.  Why else spend all that money on an "in your face" ad campaign with buses and billboards across the country?  Camping likes the hubbub way too much.  Since someone's past behavior is the best predictor of their future behavior, if given the chance, Camping will do it again.

2).  Camping was disciplined by his church, and never once demonstrated the slightest hint of repentance.  When Camping was removed from his office for his unbiblical speculations, Camping's response was to declare that the church age was over, and that people should leave their churches!  (see Bob Godfrey's account of this--Godfrey on Harold Camping).  Harold Camping is not some grandfatherly old man who has weird views on things (every church has a few of these).  This is a man, who, when he did not get his way, sought to create widescale schism and division in the church.  How can we not conclude that many among his followers are schismatics who have followed their master in his sin?

3).  Camping is not a theological conservative defending the faith, he's a theological radical, and has a dangerous hermeneutic.  Camping gained a following among Reformed cultural conservatives by defending the view that only men should hold the office of minister, elder and deacon, that evolutionary thought had no place in Christian colleges, and that the rampant immorality of our age cannot go unchallenged nor be accepted by Christians.  Meanwhile, the "conservative" Camping was using some outlandish and distorted hermeneutical method to calculate the day of Christ's return and telling everyone who would listen that he was right and that anyone who challenged him had no authority to do so.  Since when did theological conservatives attack the perspicuity of Scripture?  Or champion "private interpretation" while mocking the teaching office and disciplinary authority of the church?

4).  Someone  has to say it -- the man is a false teacher and a kook.  My sense is that Camping falls within the exhortation given by Paul in Romans 16:17 (and elsewhere) -- such people are to be avoided.  Camping is a false teacher, plain and simple.  Anyone who repeatedly pulls the kinds of shenanigans he has should have no credibility.  Non-Christians see him for what he is.  Yet, Christians feel ashamed about calling him out on the same grounds--when Scripture requires that we do so!  Yes, we need to pray for his repentance, and yes, we need to be merciful to those whom he has deceived.  But given the way the man handles God's word, he is self-edvidently a kook.  He has no business being labeled a "teacher."  And it is tragic that he has used his vast radio empire to deceive so many.

5).  The only prophecy which will be fulfilled in association with Harold Camping is 2 Peter 3:3!  Scoffers will come, and sadly, Camping has given the scoffers a whole bunch of ammunition.  This is why is is so vital that Christians be clear to everyone who will listen, that despite this man's false prophecy, the blessed hope awaits all those who are Christ's, and the day of judgment will come upon those who are not.   This is a serious matter, and Christ will not be mocked.

This, then, is why it is so important to expose this man for who and what he is--a false prophet, a schismatic and a kook, lest anyone think that Jesus will not return when we least expect it, to judge the world, raise the dead, and make all things new.

And frankly, it is sad that so many Christians expect non-Christians to do our job for us.

Tuesday
Mar082011

Thanks, Charlie Sheen

Couldn't he have worn a Red Sox warm up?  An Angels warm-up?  How about a Barry Bonds jersey?  No, the walking "tragedy in waiting" has to wear a Yankees warm-up during his latest rant.

Thanks a lot Charlie . . .